Monday, May 08, 2006
A Message to the Psycho Who Drew My Blood!
To the psycho who drew my blood today, you should quit your job! Ok, part of the blame goes to the asshat that passed me off to you. She claims that you are better than she is at finding veins that hide deep in the arm. If she’s worse than you then I’d probably look like I had been attacked by one of Siegfried and Roy’s tigers right now. Hmm, maybe I should thank the asshat? I will take part of the blame because I have bad veins and I should have ignored the severe bruising and soreness on my right arm. Maybe you have been tapping that vein for the past year, but at least my track marks are like little targets, easy aim. Anyway, back to blaming you. You’re a liar, you said you knew exactly where my vein was, you seemed very confident, I trusted you. You clearly had no freaking clue! I’ve never seen anyone insert a needle and then jab around inside hoping to hit something that contains blood. It was nice of you to suggest that I tell you if you were hurting me, it was bitchy when you ignored my requests to stop and just draw blood from my right arm because OH MY GOD IT HURTS!!!! Thankfully, after many jabs, you hit a vein. It didn’t give you much, which was rather disappointing after all that you put me through. You could have collected as much blood from pricking my finger, but that’s your problem now. My suggestion is that you quit... today! Don’t even give them two weeks notice, too many people would suffer in the next two weeks. If you refuse to leave at least don't poke around in any other arms until you take a refresher course on how to properly tap a vein.